I rarely buy alcohol anyway, so this one’s an easy win for me. If someone wants to hand me $3 billion to stop drinking something I barely buy in the first place, I’m not going to argue.
And honestly, after getting my $3 billion, I’m pretty sure all the “new friends” I suddenly didn’t know I had would be lining up to buy me drinks all the time anyway. So technically, I’d still never have to spend a dime on it.