English phrases in Chinese

[Green Cat]

Obviously no offense intended to Chinese people 😀.

1) That's not right.........................................................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive......................................Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP..........................................................Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man...............................................................Dum Gai

5) Small Horse.............................................................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach............................................Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table...........................................Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift..........................................Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here..................................................Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet.....................................Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone...........................................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....................Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight..................................................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile....................................Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body oder is offensive.......................................Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

[Toolbox123]

Seen them before, but they still crack me up.

 

[thequibblersquill]

I love these, I have read them a couple times posted on other sites, but each time they come up I re read them haha

 

[Hime]

Hahaha! Really Really funny! At first it's tricky but if you get the pattern already, then it's very funny! Nice Chinese talking there! :lol:

 

[alfred01]

With all due respect to the Chinese, they are funny. 🙂

 

[Strikenz]

Just love them ! XD

 

[etc]

its the first time i've read this. gotta copy this 😀
thanks