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Saruman

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...WOMEN!!!

Anyways, I just knifed the adoring fan in oblivion.

And I eat keebler vanilla pudding when I'm bored.

Everynow and then I'll stalk and capture stray smurfs.

~cheesey_grin~
 
Thanks for the welcome,

I just about had an hostile uprising of gummy bears earlier today.

Nasty little creatures...

~cheesey_grin~
 
As far as introductions go, you are quite unique -lol-

Welcome to Forum Promotion Saruman -D-
 
-lol- possibly the most random introduction ever done on FP.

Welcome to the forum, hope you enjoy your stay here 🙂
 
lol, glad you guys like it, better to kick off new friendships on a happy note...

~cheesey_grin~

Speaking of notes...I found one this morning, tied to the tail of my cat, it was probably one of the gummybears, hoping to make its way outside and someone find it, well instead I found it first, hahahaha, it said...

"What do I write, don't write yet, ok, now repeat After me. Help, we're trapped, and downstairs somewhere making keebler pudding constantly, help us!!"

So I pulled out my bb gun with stun pellets, and began to pick them off one at a time...

to be cont...
 
Well I could of went the usual route and said something like...

"Oh...hello"

-roll-

After I placed the last of the gummy bears in the dungeon, I gave them some more ingredients to make some more keebler pudding. Strawberry this time, as I had vanilla the other day.

Little did I know, that one did escape only for me to run him over in my truck, lol

ah well, population control I guess, lol the only downside is I'm short one gummy bear, and I can't put a smurf in its place cause they are sworn enemy's of old.

I need to come up with a plan quick, so I can continue to eat my keebler pudding on time...
 
haha, I'm not sure if I should continue with the story or are you guys sick of it already?? ~cheesey_grin~

I wonder what the outcome would be in a staged fight between a single smurf and a gummy bear...

This gives me an idea... ~rolleyes~
 
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