Starve or eat people?

Nebulous

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If you were in a situation of where you were going to die by starvation or you could continue living by eating another person (or people), what would you do? 😛
 
Make sure they were cooked properly first, get some nice sauce (human flesh can be so dry sometimes!) and get stuck in.....mmmmmmm :rofl:
 
I'd starve. I'd probably eat myself before I ate anyone else. Plus, if I survived by eating myself, who's gonna f*ck with you when you get back? "Oh that's the dude who ate himself!!"
 
Bono said:
I'd starve. I'd probably eat myself before I ate anyone else. Plus, if I survived by eating myself, who's gonna f*ck with you when you get back? "Oh that's the dude who ate himself!!"

pedobear.webp

He is...
 
I would build a nice farr (lol fire) and then I'd get it all nicein hot. I'd look over to muh partner and say "Mmmm". I'll skin em and then I'll get me some twine and there I be ah cookin. 😛
 
fantanoice said:
Put them in a bread roll and say, "Subway, eat flesh!"
Worthy of rep!

There are so many jokes i could say right now but i'm way too tired
 
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