Stupidest Thing You've Done All Day

I was dared to tell a pickup line to the substitute teacher...

"Would you be my Jimi Hendrix, and jam my woodstock?"

I had to use that one. Not ONCE have I used it since I came up with it x-x
 
I walked out into the pouring rain for a couple hours just to get a 3 musketeer's crisp.
 
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