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1. THE DOCTOR : because he says :
"Take off your clothes"
2. THE DENTIST : because he says :
"Open wide"
3. THE HAIRDRESSER : because he says :
"Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. THE MILKMAN : because he says :
"Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR : because he says :
"Once it's in, you'll love it"
6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says:
"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again"
7. THE BANKER : because he says :
"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
8. THE HUNTER : because he says :
"I go deep in the bush, shoot twice and always eat what I shoot"
9. THE AT&T GUY : because he says :
"Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"
1. THE DOCTOR : because he says :
"Take off your clothes"
2. THE DENTIST : because he says :
"Open wide"
3. THE HAIRDRESSER : because he says :
"Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. THE MILKMAN : because he says :
"Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR : because he says :
"Once it's in, you'll love it"
6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says:
"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again"
7. THE BANKER : because he says :
"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
8. THE HUNTER : because he says :
"I go deep in the bush, shoot twice and always eat what I shoot"
9. THE AT&T GUY : because he says :
"Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"
