The FP Million Rap/Poem Thread

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The point of this thread...
Write a rap and/or a poem that revolves around FP just reaching one million posts.

Here is mine 🙂

FP just reached a million,
Now let's bring our peak to a billion,
And teach the millions,
We only got thousands now,
but soon we'll speak with gazillions.

This is the realest win,
Can't you feel it spin?
FP is our world,
Our admins are gods, so we shall kneel to thim, (intentional misspelling/emphasis)
For without them FP would just be the name of folder a developer's theme is in.


That's all I got for a rap. You go 🙂
 
We finally reached the milestone today,
our admins are stoned all the way,
for our members having reached this ok.


I'm urban bad at rapping. XD
 
Admins don't smoke weed
What are you talkin about
Only thing they smoke is kids when they swear and shout

PromotionBox on the rise, but FPs got a house,
So much better than the rest, were the trap to the mouse,
The shark to the fish, the bait to the trout,
Always standing tall, all the rest are in a crouch.
 
Forum promotion's all for the motion
that they celebrate the posts that flow like an ocean,
fishing for topics and reaping the profits,
resilience bought them the brilliant million,
now that's economics.

Watch out, for the admins have all administered
a sinister syndicate to try and capture new visitors,
the collective of those trying to start up a forum,
with a bundle of features introduced just for them.
 
Hey, hey I like your b-game,
But mine is the a-game,
You think you can rap 'bout FP,
Your so wrong,
You need to be fly like me,
We hit a million,
And everyone's like lets get a trillion,
You see,
FP was made to be,
This is the start of something new,
Us and the crew,
Are like,
FP got swagger,
Coz we got 1 million.
 
FP to the bone, I got no marrow,
This is my home, I'm in love here's the arrow,
See Cupid shot it through the aero
Dynamics are strong, Fergals our Pharaoh,
we ain't ever gonna die call us Captain Jack Sparrows.

This ships moving forward, on to a sea,
Taking names taking hats, so deliver your plea,
Forum Hours good as dead, like an African tree,
All its power is gone, it's a body with fleas,
So if you are smart get down on your knees,
For FP's the king, of all lands and all seas.
 
Colonel Sy said:
Forum promotion's all for the motion
that they celebrate the posts that flow like an ocean,
fishing for topics and reaping the profits,
resilience bought them the brilliant million,
now that's economics.

Watch out, for the admins have all administered
a sinister syndicate to try and capture new visitors,
the collective of those trying to start up a forum,
with a bundle of features introduced just for them.
Ghost said:
FP to the bone, I got no marrow,
This is my home, I'm in love here's the arrow,
See Cupid shot it through the aero
Dynamics are strong, Fergals our Pharaoh,
we ain't ever gonna die call us Captain Jack Sparrows.

This ships moving forward, on to a sea,
Taking names taking hats, so deliver your plea,
Forum Hours good as dead, like an African tree,
All its power is gone, it's a body with fleas,
So if you are smart get down on your knees,
For FP's the king, of all lands and all seas.

woot! :cheer:
 
One million posts ain't insane,
we can reach one septillion if we have a brain,
don't make all the admins hit us with a cane!
Who can post the most?
You better be able to show it,
everybody here has to know it,
don't be a log,
and make the Admins think your a hog,
a hog of posts some would say,
so we better start posting until our brain gets rotten and Snobo gives us all moderation queue and makes it never go away,
SO DON'T JUST DROP IN TO SAY HEY!
 
These are all separate

We post so much-you can call us Postal,
Our host is rushed, through our written vocals,
We're spread through the world, UK to the local,
The head of the Serpent, so many tongues in the postal.


FP is forever, so never say never,
JB stole that line from FP's forever.


We'll never end the Mayans were wrong,
Ain't even trying but ever so strong,
No death or dying that's part of our song,
2012 on to the next, FP lives on the Mayans were wrong.
 
One million to some seems like a gazillion billion,
but for me it's a walk in a park,
like Chuck Norris thinks it is to wrestle a shark,
it's insane how uninfinite we are not,
to this world the awesomeness that FP has brought,
stay behind and undercover,
from your mother,
"Do you want Pizza Rolls?"
NO WAY IN THE WORLD OF INFINITY!
Are you crazy?
Nope it's just FP!
 
@Ghost

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