1. Adopt a brick to be your new pet!
2. Use your brick to break into houses when you have locked you keys inside
3. Break into cars when you have locked your keys inside
4. Attach ransom notes to your brick!
5. Use as a paper weight
6. Bricks make good projectiles for noisy neighbours
7. Projectile for noisy neighbours cats
8. Back scratcher
9. Projectile for people that are just annoying you
10. Can be useful when building a house, or walls
11. Leave your brick in the fridge then when you get hot take it out and use it to cool you down
12. Leave it near a fireplace or heater (turned on) and then later use it to warm you up in bed
13. Use it to stand on to get to those high up items that you just couldn't reach
14. Bricks make great birthday gifts!
15. They also make great gifts for Christmas, chocolate covered for Easter, I am sorry, and get well soon gifts.
16. Place your brick on a pedistool and my friend you have your own modern art, will bring life to any room!
17. Can crusher
18. Use your brick to grind down all sorts of things, like herbs for dinner and potions!
19. Nail file (no really I tried)
20. Doorstopper
21. Penholder (for bricks with holes)
22. Smoother (kids can use it to smooth out their playdough)
23. Bricks make good instruments, either get a stick, pen or something to tap against or if you have 2 use like cymbols.
24. Instant headache 1000 (simple hit against repeatedly, hard blows may knock you out and excess use may lead to brain damage)
25. Bug crusher (however we don't recommend using with flies)
26. Exfoliator
27. Bricks make great trophies!
28. Book stop
29. Wrap a brick up with a present you are giving someone, they won't be able to guess what it is now!
30. Use it as a really small chair
31. Footstool
32. Dress it up and use it like a doll!
33. Use it as an ant exercise arena
34. Use it as weights to get fit
35. Grind up your brick and add it to your meal for extra crunch
36. Drop it onto people you don't like from 20 story buildings
37. Drop it from a high place onto a trampoline and try and see if you can catch it again
38. Drop two different bricks to test the acceleration of an object due to gravity
39. Use it to play catch
40. Use it to hold the doors of elevators
41. Use them to hide your house keys under
42. Write secret plans on the underside
43. Run around your brick in circles
44. Put a brick in the pinata of your enemy and hope it lands on their toe
45. Use it to play 'who-can-balance-a-house-brick-on-their-head-for-the-longest' game
46. Hug a house brick! (go on, you know you want to)
47. Bring a brick into school for show and tell, or into your work place to make conversation
48. Dog chew toy
49. Massaging block
50. Dance around with your brick singing the house brick song!
51. Keep a brick in you bag to hit strange people with
52. Stuff it down your pants, you'll get noticed!
53. Attach to you shoes, makes you taller and gives you a harder kick!
54. Attach to your arms as fake muscles
55. Strap over your heart, for protection
56. Use it as a coaster!
57. Use it as a dinner table decor
58. Put it on a small childs chair so they can sit higher
59. Put it on an adults chair and see if they notice they sit on it, good dinner entertainment
60. Rub your lotto tickets on it, you'll get the luck of the brick (how lucky is that?)
61. Kiss a brick! (go on you know you want to)
62. Use it as a sinker when fishing
63. Attempt to attach enough helium bricks to it to send it to space
64. Give it to someone stupid, who knows what'll happen
65. Why smash your forehead against a keyboard? use a brick!
66. Attach wheels and make a skateboard
67. Use it to play the 'see-how-far-you-can-throw-a-house-brick' game
68. Throw it in puddles near people to splash them
69. Lick a brick! (It's like a never-ending gobstopper)
70. Use it to mark out areas
71. Leave it on the desk of a schoolmate/co-worker and watch their confusion
71. Put it in lost property and see if anyone claims it
72. Give it to a hobo along with this list, it'll brighten his day
2. Use your brick to break into houses when you have locked you keys inside
3. Break into cars when you have locked your keys inside
4. Attach ransom notes to your brick!
5. Use as a paper weight
6. Bricks make good projectiles for noisy neighbours
7. Projectile for noisy neighbours cats
8. Back scratcher
9. Projectile for people that are just annoying you
10. Can be useful when building a house, or walls
11. Leave your brick in the fridge then when you get hot take it out and use it to cool you down
12. Leave it near a fireplace or heater (turned on) and then later use it to warm you up in bed
13. Use it to stand on to get to those high up items that you just couldn't reach
14. Bricks make great birthday gifts!
15. They also make great gifts for Christmas, chocolate covered for Easter, I am sorry, and get well soon gifts.
16. Place your brick on a pedistool and my friend you have your own modern art, will bring life to any room!
17. Can crusher
18. Use your brick to grind down all sorts of things, like herbs for dinner and potions!
19. Nail file (no really I tried)
20. Doorstopper
21. Penholder (for bricks with holes)
22. Smoother (kids can use it to smooth out their playdough)
23. Bricks make good instruments, either get a stick, pen or something to tap against or if you have 2 use like cymbols.
24. Instant headache 1000 (simple hit against repeatedly, hard blows may knock you out and excess use may lead to brain damage)
25. Bug crusher (however we don't recommend using with flies)
26. Exfoliator
27. Bricks make great trophies!
28. Book stop
29. Wrap a brick up with a present you are giving someone, they won't be able to guess what it is now!
30. Use it as a really small chair
31. Footstool
32. Dress it up and use it like a doll!
33. Use it as an ant exercise arena
34. Use it as weights to get fit
35. Grind up your brick and add it to your meal for extra crunch
36. Drop it onto people you don't like from 20 story buildings
37. Drop it from a high place onto a trampoline and try and see if you can catch it again
38. Drop two different bricks to test the acceleration of an object due to gravity
39. Use it to play catch
40. Use it to hold the doors of elevators
41. Use them to hide your house keys under
42. Write secret plans on the underside
43. Run around your brick in circles
44. Put a brick in the pinata of your enemy and hope it lands on their toe
45. Use it to play 'who-can-balance-a-house-brick-on-their-head-for-the-longest' game
46. Hug a house brick! (go on, you know you want to)
47. Bring a brick into school for show and tell, or into your work place to make conversation
48. Dog chew toy
49. Massaging block
50. Dance around with your brick singing the house brick song!
51. Keep a brick in you bag to hit strange people with
52. Stuff it down your pants, you'll get noticed!
53. Attach to you shoes, makes you taller and gives you a harder kick!
54. Attach to your arms as fake muscles
55. Strap over your heart, for protection
56. Use it as a coaster!
57. Use it as a dinner table decor
58. Put it on a small childs chair so they can sit higher
59. Put it on an adults chair and see if they notice they sit on it, good dinner entertainment
60. Rub your lotto tickets on it, you'll get the luck of the brick (how lucky is that?)
61. Kiss a brick! (go on you know you want to)
62. Use it as a sinker when fishing
63. Attempt to attach enough helium bricks to it to send it to space
64. Give it to someone stupid, who knows what'll happen
65. Why smash your forehead against a keyboard? use a brick!
66. Attach wheels and make a skateboard
67. Use it to play the 'see-how-far-you-can-throw-a-house-brick' game
68. Throw it in puddles near people to splash them
69. Lick a brick! (It's like a never-ending gobstopper)
70. Use it to mark out areas
71. Leave it on the desk of a schoolmate/co-worker and watch their confusion
71. Put it in lost property and see if anyone claims it
72. Give it to a hobo along with this list, it'll brighten his day
