Joshua Farrell
FP's Housekeeper
Go ahead and list things you don't want to hear during surgery.
# Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
# Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
# Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
# Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
# Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.
# Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
# Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
# Darn, there go the lights again...
# Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
# Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
# Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..
# What's this doing here?
# I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
# That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
# I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
# Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
# Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right? Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
# This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
# Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
# FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
# Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
# Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
# Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
# Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
# Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
# Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.
# Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
# Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
# Darn, there go the lights again...
# Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
# Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
# Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..
# What's this doing here?
# I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
# That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
# I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
# Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
# Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right? Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
# This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
# Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
# FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
# Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
