10 of the most dumbest laws in America

[Van1lla ™]

Nevada: It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

Colorado: It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Virginia: Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

Florida: A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Wisconsin: Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.

Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

Nebraska: If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

Georgia: Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

Texas: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

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-lol- Love the Texas one.

I'll try and find stupid British laws. -lol-

EDIT:

Stupid British laws.

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

 

[Callum93]

I agree they are all stupid -lol-

+rep for a good read -D-

 

[Van1lla ™]

Thank ye kind sir -razz-

 

[Callum93]

No problem

 

[Van1lla ™]

Some Canadian dumb laws.

1. In Nova Scotia a person is not allowed to water their grass when it's raining. Not like someone would do this, but it's against the law in Nova Scotia!

2. In Cobourg, Ontario if you have a water trough in your front yard, it must be filled by 5:00am!

3. In Guelph, Ontario, the city is classified as a no pee zone!

4. In Toronto, Ontario, where I lived, it's illegal to drag a dead horse down Younge St on a Sunday!

5. In Montreal, Ontario you are not allowed to wash your car in the street or park your car in a way that it blocks your own driveway!

6. In Ottawa, Ontario you are not allowed to eat ice cream on Bank St on a Sunday!

7. In Beaconsfield, Canada it's considered an offense to have more than two colours on your house; and you are not allowed to own a log cabin!

8. In Uxbridge, Ontario it's illegal to have an internet connection faster than 56k!

9. In Kanata, Ontario, believe this, it's illegal to have a clothes line in your back yard!

10. Finally, in Oshawa, Ontario it's illegal to climb trees!

 

[Callum93]

You have made me get out the Richard Hammond's car confidential -D-

I'll pick out 10 from there.

1) In Denmark, it's illegal to start your car before checking whether anyone's underneath it

2) In Vancouver, a law still exists requiring all motorists to carry anchors in their cars, to be used as emergency brakes.

3) In china's Beijing city, it's an offence for a driver to stop at a pedestrian crossing. Halting to let a pedestrian cross is punishable with a fine.

4) Hitchhiking in Colardo can fetch a two year jail sentence

5) In Russel, Kansas, it's against the law to have a musical car horn.

6) In Evanston, Illinois, it's illegal to change any of your clothes inside a car- unless there's a fire.

7) It's illegal for a car to backfire in Rutland, Vermont

8.) In San Francisco, it's illegal to wipe the exterior of your car with used underwear. Unused underwear, however, is fine.

9) All sheep in the cab of your truck must be accompanied by a chaperone in Missouri

10) In Cottonwood, Arizona, it's illegal to make love in a car... with flat tyres. The fine is $25 if the car is parked, and $100 if you're still on the move.

 

[Van1lla ™]

-lol-

Good find.

 

[Callum93]

Thanks. That book is funny.

 

[Kino]

LMAO! Those are hilarious, nice find.

+rep

 

[Antonio]

I agree with Kino. I had to leave my seat and walk out of the room to stop laughing

 

[LinkinParkFan71]

Wow, i thought i posted here, those are some stupid laws

Texan: Umm his hello, im going to rob you in three days, yup just informing you so i don't break the law, maybe see ya soon 🙂.


No ...... no.... just no.

 

[kevdragon88]

Nevada: It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
Who would be driving a camel?

Virginia: Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
It's a holidy WTF!

Nebraska: If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
how can u resist burping?
Georgia: Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Who's going to have a donkey!

 

[Dylan]

For the uk
Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day
is not true as the queen does
It said on a tv show what she eats on christmas day

 

[XcapeX]

Funny lol

 

[Clark]

NO tricker treat n is not cool at all, kids schould have to have parents/guardians but no halloween fun is taking fun out of being kid!

 

[Van1lla ™]

For the uk
Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day
is not true as the queen does
It said on a tv show what she eats on christmas day

It is true but its forgotten laws, like if you commit treason you will be hung.

 

[Watch Me Sink]

I think in most places it is still punishable by death, but probably not public hanging.

 

[Van1lla ™]

Yeah but here that law is still in effect -lol-

Also there is one which states that men/boys everyday have to practice archery for x hours in case of an invasion. -lol-

 

[poglii]

Dumbest isn't a word....

~lol~

 

[Ascent]

STUPID MUCH? Rofl.