Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the
hell have you been"?
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
I got 2 x $50 notes on my ~censored~," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in
disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar's tattooed on his
privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want".
Larry is recovering in ward 23.
hell have you been"?
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
I got 2 x $50 notes on my ~censored~," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in
disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar's tattooed on his
privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want".
Larry is recovering in ward 23.
