2 doctors and an hmo...

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Doctor, Doctor
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."
St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."

 

[StripesAndFins]

I don't get it.... I don't get a lot of the jokes you add 😛

 

[activeboards]

Because hmo people don't help as much as they screw people over. Lots of fine print. Hence the comment stay but only for 3 days and then goto hell.

 

[Deleted member 1609]

I don't get it.... I don't get a lot of the jokes you add 😛

You should watch the movie John Q. if you don't understand this joke.

 

[Lexic]

i get it its funny XDXD nice job