> > An elderly gent was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening.
> > He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his
> > wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling,
> > Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years
> > and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
>
> > While the wife was in the kitchen , the man leaned over to his host,
> > 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call
> > your wife those loving pet names.
>
> > The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said,
> > 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death
> > to ask the cranky old bitch what her name is.'
Woops, I hope that won't happen to me or I will surely become a cranky one. :roll:
> > He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his
> > wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling,
> > Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years
> > and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
>
> > While the wife was in the kitchen , the man leaned over to his host,
> > 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call
> > your wife those loving pet names.
>
> > The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said,
> > 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death
> > to ask the cranky old bitch what her name is.'
Woops, I hope that won't happen to me or I will surely become a cranky one. :roll:
