A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a daddy bull and my mom a mommy cow I'd be a little bull!''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I'd be a little elephant!''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
Then the kid smiles and says, ''I'd be a bus driver!''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I'd be a little elephant!''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
Then the kid smiles and says, ''I'd be a bus driver!''
