Anti-Jokes

[Carson]

I think my favorite type of humor recently has been "anti-jokes". Essentially, it gives you a joke where you expect a typical response but end up getting an anti-climactic logical response. If you haven't heard of them, you should check out anti-joke.com.

 

[Branden]

I think my favorite type of humor recently has been "anti-jokes". Essentially, it gives you a joke where you expect a typical response but end up getting an anti-climactic logical response. If you haven't heard of them, you should check out anti-joke.com.

I LOVE THESE! They are my favorite kind of jokes.

Example of an Anti-Joke:

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Spoiler

Red Paint.

 

[Xuan Zhongda]

I love em. Bahaha.


Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Spoiler

Because she's dead.

 

[StripesAndFins]

My school uses these all the time.

What's green and has wheels.

Spoiler

grass, i lied about the wheels 😛

 

[Xuan Zhongda]

So a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian go to a restaurant.

Spoiler

And they eat dinner together.

 

[Joshua Farrell]

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

 

[death180]

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

 

[Deleted member 4320]

My favorite one even though it's quite bad is;

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

Oh and;

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Awesome site Carson, +Rep for this :great:

 

[Zilent]

I like this site.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

 

[Shahrier]

How do you make a plumber cry?

Spoiler

You kill his family

 

[Carson]

How do you make a plumber cry?

Spoiler

You kill his family

I think that's one of my favorites. 😛

 

[Poopy Head]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really mad.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

^ I'm sure that one was on there, but I can't honestly tell you. These jokes aren't that funny. 😛

 

[Darthmaul]

How do you make a plumber cry?

Spoiler

You kill his family

Indeed, a favorite of mine 🙂

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really mad.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

^ I'm sure that one was on there, but I can't honestly tell you. These jokes aren't that funny. 😛

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Dude, that's one of the best laughs I have had all day 😀