Ask for the MONEY$$
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Three guys decide to go for a walk in the woods one day. On their way inside, they get stopped by a group of cannibals. The cannibals promise not to eat the men if they bring them back ten fruits of any kind. Off they go...
The first guy comes back with apples. They tell the man that if he can stuff every one of those apples in his mouth without making a sound, they'll let him pass. He gets 4 in his mouth and gags. They eat the man.
The second guy comes back with pears. They also tell the man that if he can stuff every one of those apples in his mouth without making a sound, they won't eat him. He gets 9 in his mouth and laughs. They eat him too.
On their way up to heaven, the first guy says "why did you laugh? You were so close!"
The second man smiles and says "I saw the third guy coming with watermelons".
Thoughts? 😛
The first guy comes back with apples. They tell the man that if he can stuff every one of those apples in his mouth without making a sound, they'll let him pass. He gets 4 in his mouth and gags. They eat the man.
The second guy comes back with pears. They also tell the man that if he can stuff every one of those apples in his mouth without making a sound, they won't eat him. He gets 9 in his mouth and laughs. They eat him too.
On their way up to heaven, the first guy says "why did you laugh? You were so close!"
The second man smiles and says "I saw the third guy coming with watermelons".
Thoughts? 😛
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