Ask John

[John]

How do you talk to people? Can you give me a step-by-step guide?

Walk up to a random person and hand them a 20 dollar bill. They'll talk to you pretty quickly. 😛

 

[Deleted member 1609]

Thanks for the advice, John! I'll definitely try it.

What do you think of my site? :O

 

[John]

Thanks for the advice, John! I'll definitely try it.

What do you think of my site? :O

Whenever I see it on my phone, I want to pour bleach into my eyes.

 

[Deleted member 1609]

That must mean it's spectacular, right?

 

[John]

That must mean it's spectacular, right?

If that was your goal, then yes.

 

[Deleted member 1609]

That must mean it's spectacular, right?

If that was your goal, then yes.

Maybe you should view it on a desktop, preferably a Windows 95 machine with the 640x480 resolution.

 

[John]

I have an XP, I don't have a 95. 😛

 

[Deleted member 1609]

Windows XP will suffice as long as you have a CRT monitor and no more than a single-core processor.

 

[Page]

Ever read an vert good story, and if so what was it about?

 

[IkaBula]

Do you sleep talk?

 

[John]

Windows XP will suffice as long as you have a CRT monitor and no more than a single-core processor.

I don't - sorry. 😛

Ever read an vert good story, and if so what was it about?

I read Star Wars once.

Do you sleep talk?

I've been told that I don't.

 

[IkaBula]

Sleep walk?
Sleep kick?
Sleep...Anything?

 

[John]

Sleep walk?
Sleep kick?
Sleep...Anything?

I've been told that I don't, but I'm not positive about what I do in my sleep. I'm asleep!

 

[IkaBula]

I guess. My wife is all the happier to tell me about my bizarre sleep ramblings.

Do you get much sleep, John?

 

[John]

I guess. My wife is all the happier to tell me about my bizarre sleep ramblings.

Do you get much sleep, John?

I actually do now! I normally sleep from about 1 AM - 9 or 10 AM.

 

[IkaBula]

What did you use to get?

 

[John]

I used to only get 5-6 hours. It wasn't very fun in the longterm.

 

[IkaBula]

Yeah, that's about where I'm at now. I should be sleeping as it's my night off, but I'm used to being at work right now, so I know it wouldn't happen even if I did go to bed.

 

[Deleted member 1609]

Has your blood pressure ever crept up into the danger zone?

 

[John]

Has your blood pressure ever crept up into the danger zone?

Not that I know about. 😛