Ask John

You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
 
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
 
What aspects of elementary school do you wish you could take with you into adulthood?
 
Sandlot was a good one!

Would you ever consider living in Alaksa?
I’d love to live in Alaska! There just aren’t many jobs.
What is something that would make you nervous?
Losing a lot of money.
Which language has the more native speakers: English or Spanish?
Probably English.
What’s a smell you can’t stand?
I hate onions. Everything about them.
if someone gave you a million dollars with no strings attached, what's the top 3 things you would first?
1. Quit my job.
2. Go off grid
3. Throw away all forms of communication and start a new life.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Water? Idk
IF there was a day that you could do anything you wanted to do where money wasn't around, what would it be?
Have a lot of land.
Favorite ride at an amusement park?
Something tall and fast.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A man with a cane?
You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
A true way to measure body health. There’s a lot of issues in the medical field with miss diagnosis, and that would solve it.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Probably not a lot, haha.
What was the last video game you played?
Madden
If bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hairnet?
That’s what the health department says man.
What would you do if you had an extra $1,000 every month?
Retire earlier.
Ever had a Slip N Slide?
For sure!
What would be the worst alternative to candy in a piñata?
Onions. I hate them.
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Depends where they’re citizens.
If you can still remember, what are your funniest childhood memories?
I can’t really pinpoint one.
What do you like most about yourself?
I’m very even keel and easy going.
Have you ever gone to a corner store and stolen a candy bar?
No.
What was your favorite TV show as a kid?
Probably Scooby Doo.
in a week, how much posts you make
Maybe 5
What aspects of elementary school do you wish you could take with you into adulthood?
Nap time.
 
At what age did you register to vote?
 
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