Ask me anything (zappaDPJ)

What would you do if fear was not a factor and you could not fail?
 
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
 
If you were arrested with no explanation what would your friends or family assume you've done?
 
If McDonald’s started selling Unhappy Meals, what would they put in them?
 
what's the future going to be like in the next 50 years online
 
If you could go back in time to the best year of your life, what year would it be and why?
 
What’s your ethnic ancestry?
It's not something I've ever taken any interest in but I suspect Irish on one side.

Are you a mountain or a beach person?
I live by the sea which I love and I'm not particularly good with heights.

What is the purpose of making your bed every day if no one sees it?
A good question.

I'm a bit of a minimalist, I don't like clutter and I feel it somehow fits in with that. I'd actually feel uncomfortable if I didn't make the bed.

What are you thankful for?
Waking up to find I'm still alive!

When you brush your teeth, how do you pass the time?
I tend to concentrate on brushing properly because I do not like have to visit the dentist. I've had some pretty dreadful experiences in the dentist's chair so it's something I want to avoid.

What's the last physical thing you made?
A new bridge and nut for a vintage Martin guitar.

Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?
I'd rather have the neck. Being tall has it's uses.

What improved your quality of life so much you wish you did it sooner?
Moving away from a big city to a new home by the sea.

ever wanted to ski
Not really but I did take some lessons many years ago. I didn't particularly enjoy it.

What is a traditional/typical breakfast in your home or country?
Either cereal, toast or the full English aka a 'fry up' consisting of sausage, egg, bacon, beans, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding and toast followed by a huge heart attack.

Which parent are you closer to and why?
I'd have to say neither.

What’s the best name for a pet chicken?
Colonel Sanders

If you were given the chance to steal something, what would it be?
The King's hat, said to be worth 3-5 billion pounds/dollars. It's an obscenity. I'd steal it, sell it and give the proceeds away to people who can't afford a hat.

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If you had to survive on one food, which food would you choose?
Probably potatoes because a) you could actually survive on them for a short while and b) because there are so many different ways to cook them.

Ever had a Reddit account?
No, it's form of social media that really doesn't appeal.

What is guaranteed to always be in your fridge?
Oat milk.

What kind of food do you find really disgusting?
Rice pudding.

What would you do if fear was not a factor and you could not fail?
Remove a certain Russian from power.

If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
It sounds like a trick question but twenty hours?

Are you into designerwear clothing
Some of my cloths are 20-30 years old so I think not!

If you were arrested with no explanation what would your friends or family assume you've done?
They would assume I'd left the house with long hair. When I was young I was arrested a number of times simply because of the way I looked.

How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
With ease.

Not so long ago I was out walking with my 20 something daughter while eating blackberries I'd picked from a hedgerow. 'How do you know they are not poisonous?' she asked. 'And that is why your generation will not survive the zombie apocalypse' I said in reply. True story 🙂
 
Warning stranger question

Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile?
 
If you could have free meals for life at one fast food chain, which one would you choose?
 
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