I have a large library of songs I've written or co-written. The majority are just ideas that never amounted to anything but I've also recorded quite a number that have been released, mainly on independent labels.
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What's the most bizarre thing you've ever seen in someone else's home?
A home where everything was split down the middle, even the staircase which had tape and string to divide his and her sides.
No but the graphics look good.
I absolutely loathe the chimes that ice cream vans play when they are touting for business. I don't know why, it's totally irrational but I'd rather listen to an pneumatic drill.
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You just won a lifetime supply of what you ate last, what do you have?
Homemade vegetable soup and chipotle bread,
I am rich!
I guess it depends on how you define rich. I've always been borderline poor except for the last two to three years where I've accumulated more wealth than I made in the previous sixty. I have more than enough money to see out the rest of my life.
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Turn your head right. What's the first thing you see?
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What was the last home improvement project you completed?
Laying engineered oak flooring on the ground floor and replacing all the internal doors. Luckily my brother-in-law is a carpenter so I had professional help.
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What items have you kept from childhood until now?
I had to think about that for a while. The only thing I can think of is a huge collection of vinyl records.
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Any exciting summer travel plans?
Nothing as yet but if my current building project gets finished in time I'm tempted to take a trip to Japan.
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A Texas resident called 911 after mistaking a screaming French Bulldog for their neighbor in an apartment building. Walter the French Bulldog’s bark sounds as if he's being tortured. His owner, Amber Martin, says the 911 call happened when she left Walter alone for just a few seconds. That’s when the adorable dog’s separation anxiety kicked in.
Question: Would you call 911 if you heard this?
Question: Would you call 911 if you heard this?
No. More likely I would go and investigate myself and then make a decision based on what I found. The UK's police force are extremely unreliable and in many cases untrustworthy.
Two, my tibia and fibula when I was knock off a bike by a speeding motorist who jumped the lights.
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