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Post your funny translations. (Yes we had this thread about a year ago, time for a new one)


Original text:

"Starry night come inside me like never before Don't forget me when I come crying to heaven's door I will fly on a challenger across the sky Like a phoenix so you can remind them of the dream I bore"

...10 translations later Google gives us:

"Without honor, I saved when I went to the door, the Temple of Heaven, crying, the challenger will fly into the sky, like Phoenix, do not remember the birth of a dream"
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<br /><br />-- 12 Aug 2011, 02:06 --<br /><br />
Original text:

"Forumpromotion is so damn cool!"

...10 translations later Google gives us:

"Forumpromotion condemnadament good!"
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"I hate you."

...10 translations later Google gives us:

"I do not like to live"
 
"Gaming product manufacturer, Razer unveiled today the Battlefield 3 Collector’s Edition Peripherals line, which includes BF3 branded gear such as a Razer gaming mouse, keyboard, mouse pad, Xbox 360 controller, messenger bag and iPhone case."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Now for the Eappen Gaming mouse, keyboard, razer, mouse, and a report of three products of 360 shares in three waves of logitetsh Devices and equipment."
 
"Taz is the sexiest person in the universe."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Skiing around the world
 
This one was way way WAY WAY to funny.

"If only I could do this now instead of later."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"So, the answer is yes."

-- 17 Aug 2011, 15:46 --

"The theory of relativity enriched physics and astronomy during the 20th century. When first published, relativity superseded a 200-year-old theory of mechanics elucidated by Isaac Newton. It changed perceptions. However, Einstein denied that Newton."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Creativity 20, Isaac nevton 200 years, public bodies other nevton theory of relativity, Einstein's physics and astronomy, has been rejected."<br /><br />-- 17 Aug 2011, 15:47 --<br /><br />"Einstein stated that the theory of relativity belongs to the class of "principle-theories". As such it employs an analytic method. This means that the elements which comprise this theory are not based on hypothesis but on empirical discovery."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Theory of Relativity, the theory Eerbote. Therefore, it can be used for analysis. Based on theoretical, empirical results."
 
Lmao!
Ironic how messed up the translator is and the Google officials do nothing about it lol
 
Also, if you go to that site and look left, there is a little picture.
And it is hilarious! Every time I read it I start to laugh.
This:
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It's killing me, lol.
"Hey! I like you! Let's go do something crazy tonight!"

...30 translations later Google gives us:

"Hello! I love you! Today you can do something crazy!"
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Ok, not so funny. Let's try again.
"It’s been a long time since I came around. It’s been along time but I’m back in town. But this time I’m not leaving without you."

...30 translations later Google gives us:

"This is a long time. This time, however, returned to the city. However, this can be done in my story."
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😵 Alright...
"Life is overrated, that is why I choose nolife."

...30 translations later Google gives us:

"Life so well, I decided nolife."
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Still no luck...
"This is my last try. I will never come back to this site if this one wont be funny!"

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"This event. Back for the fans, sign up!"
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It's that bad.
 
Original text:

"rixopod is my name on minecraft"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"U.S. troops in Muslim Rikobod
 
"I like Pizza. Italy's greatest creation."

...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"I have a pizza. Most creative Italian."



It's that bad.
 
Original text:

"I want a kitty so bad!"

...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"This is a bad Kitty!"

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Original text:

"Tea > Coffee"

...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Perception"

:lol:
 
"The worst translator ever"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Translation available."
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"The worst translator ever"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Words and wrong."
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"The worst translator ever"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Worse still,"
 
Using the presidents iPod isn't helping.

30 translations later Google gives us......


Help the President and the iPod.

:rofl: Nice find Zaborg!
 
Necroposting, but get over it 😉


Original text:

"Nothing is more surprising than the easiness with which the many are governed by the few."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Simple - Rain surprise lessons"
 
"The chicken in the oven is on fire, call hiocoie to get it!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Roast chicken on fire, call the hiocoie to it!"
 
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