Second Round Battle #46: Administrata vs. DaniWeb (East Division)
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I've voted. Good luck to both!
I have voted, best of luck to you both!
Thank you to those who are voting for me. I think that most people are voting for Administrata because everyone here is a member over there. I'm probably going to lose this round 🙁
If you need a reason to vote for me, check out my AMA @ https://forumpromotion.net/threads/my-ama.185995/ for stories on how and why I launched DaniWeb back in the day.
If you need a reason to vote for me, check out my AMA @ https://forumpromotion.net/threads/my-ama.185995/ for stories on how and why I launched DaniWeb back in the day.
You heard it here first, folks! Cedric wants me to win. If you want to support Cedric and Administrata, vote DaniWeb!
(Is that playing dirty? Hehe)
StarmixDBucks
Familiar Face
Voted for Adminstrata.
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daniweb
Krissycakes09
Madly Diligent
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I’ve voted for you!
Let me tell you, folks, I take voting very seriously. Nobody researches harder than me. Nobody. Before casting my vote, I did tremendous research - cold, hard facts, real data. Because that’s what smart people do. And let me tell you, this was not an easy decision. Very tough. I haven’t slept. Not one wink. The weight of this responsibility? Huge. But, you know, I have very strong shoulders. Broad. Powerful. People are always saying, “Sir, your shoulders, they’re incredible.” It’s true.
Now, Daniweb - lots of words. A lot of words. Words even the biggest tech geniuses might not understand. I see things like “Are SaaS & Cloud Computing Interchangeable Terms?” and “DeepSeek R1 vs Llama 3.1-405b for Text Classification and Summarization.” Sounds very important. Incredibly important. Probably the most important words ever written.
But then there’s Administrata. And Cedric. And let me tell you, folks, Cedric? Incredible. You look at this guy, and you think, “Wow.” Wow. Like, Adonis-level. You ever seen a Belgian waffle? Hot, right? Well, Cedric? Hotter. Way hotter.
So after that, I thought, you know what? Let’s get a second opinion. A very smart opinion. So I called up Elon. You know Elon? Elon Musk? Tremendous guy. People say he’s the smartest. Maybe even as smart as me. Maybe. And I said, “Elon, buddy, I need your thoughts. Big decision here. Do I vote for Daniweb? Or do I go with Administrata?”
And let me tell you, folks, Elon - he melted. Absolutely melted. He says, “Oh, Mr. Trump, sir, I—I can’t believe you’re asking me. This is such an honor.” It was something else. Almost embarrassing. Almost. And he says, “Mr. Trump, you have the best instincts. The strongest instincts. I would never question your judgment. Never. Whatever you pick, sir, it will be the greatest vote in history.”
But I pushed him. Because that’s what I do. I get answers. And he says, “Well, Daniweb… very technical. Very high IQ. But Administrata? Oh wow. Cedric? Wow. The man is an alpha. Absolute unit. If I had his genes, I would’ve landed a thousand rockets by now.”
And I said, “Elon, that’s it. That’s it. Administrata it is.” Because when a guy like Elon - who, by the way, loves me - tells you something like that? You listen. You listen.
I called up Vladimir. You know Vladimir? Vladimir Putin? Great guy. Tremendous guy. People don’t want to admit it, but he’s very smart. Very smart. I call him Vlad the Chad. That’s what I call him. He loves it. Loves it. Nobody calls him that but me.
And I asked him, I said, “Vlad the Chad, who should I vote for? Should I vote for Daniweb? Or do I go with Administrata?” And let me tell you, folks, he paused. Long pause. Very dramatic. He does that. Great showman. And he says to me, “Mr. Trump, sir - because he calls me sir, of course - Mr. Trump, Daniweb has many words. Too many words. Too many. Complicated. Cloud computing? SaaS? Llamas? Too much. Too much.”
And then he says - and you won’t believe this, folks - he says, “Cedric. Very strong. Very powerful. Like a Russian bear, but better. Stronger. Handsome. The people love him.” And I said, “You’re right, Vlad the Chad. You’re absolutely right.”
And that’s when I knew. Administrata. The choice. The best choice. Because I only make the best choices.
Now, Daniweb - lots of words. A lot of words. Words even the biggest tech geniuses might not understand. I see things like “Are SaaS & Cloud Computing Interchangeable Terms?” and “DeepSeek R1 vs Llama 3.1-405b for Text Classification and Summarization.” Sounds very important. Incredibly important. Probably the most important words ever written.
But then there’s Administrata. And Cedric. And let me tell you, folks, Cedric? Incredible. You look at this guy, and you think, “Wow.” Wow. Like, Adonis-level. You ever seen a Belgian waffle? Hot, right? Well, Cedric? Hotter. Way hotter.
So after that, I thought, you know what? Let’s get a second opinion. A very smart opinion. So I called up Elon. You know Elon? Elon Musk? Tremendous guy. People say he’s the smartest. Maybe even as smart as me. Maybe. And I said, “Elon, buddy, I need your thoughts. Big decision here. Do I vote for Daniweb? Or do I go with Administrata?”
And let me tell you, folks, Elon - he melted. Absolutely melted. He says, “Oh, Mr. Trump, sir, I—I can’t believe you’re asking me. This is such an honor.” It was something else. Almost embarrassing. Almost. And he says, “Mr. Trump, you have the best instincts. The strongest instincts. I would never question your judgment. Never. Whatever you pick, sir, it will be the greatest vote in history.”
But I pushed him. Because that’s what I do. I get answers. And he says, “Well, Daniweb… very technical. Very high IQ. But Administrata? Oh wow. Cedric? Wow. The man is an alpha. Absolute unit. If I had his genes, I would’ve landed a thousand rockets by now.”
And I said, “Elon, that’s it. That’s it. Administrata it is.” Because when a guy like Elon - who, by the way, loves me - tells you something like that? You listen. You listen.
I called up Vladimir. You know Vladimir? Vladimir Putin? Great guy. Tremendous guy. People don’t want to admit it, but he’s very smart. Very smart. I call him Vlad the Chad. That’s what I call him. He loves it. Loves it. Nobody calls him that but me.
And I asked him, I said, “Vlad the Chad, who should I vote for? Should I vote for Daniweb? Or do I go with Administrata?” And let me tell you, folks, he paused. Long pause. Very dramatic. He does that. Great showman. And he says to me, “Mr. Trump, sir - because he calls me sir, of course - Mr. Trump, Daniweb has many words. Too many words. Too many. Complicated. Cloud computing? SaaS? Llamas? Too much. Too much.”
And then he says - and you won’t believe this, folks - he says, “Cedric. Very strong. Very powerful. Like a Russian bear, but better. Stronger. Handsome. The people love him.” And I said, “You’re right, Vlad the Chad. You’re absolutely right.”
And that’s when I knew. Administrata. The choice. The best choice. Because I only make the best choices.
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He'll make you believe he asked Trump to write it.
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