MastaScribe
Up-and-Coming Sensation
Well this is what I got so far...
It was a dark and stormy night. A young boy by the name of Tommy was looking out his window on the second floor of his apartment building he lived at. In the darkness a shadowy figure emerged. The young boy ran down to see who it was. The figure say the light and limped over to Tommy's house. When the figure came closer Tommy looked startled, it was Billy Mays and he had a Bottle of Oxi Clean in one hand and a small Teddy Bear in the other. He had a large cut on his face. Then Billy fainted. Tommy ran to call 911. He could not let Billy Mays, his idol die!
But then, Billy mays got up off the ground and rose as a vampire zombie who was invincible and would stop at nothing to sell Oxiclean.
When Tommy came back from calling 911 Billy May's said, "Buy Oxi Clean or Die"
"What", yelled Tommy. "After all I have done for you?"
This made Billy think, Tommy had saved his life after all.
Then Billy said, "Come on man, I like you a lot. You are a nice kid. I just have to meet my quota of Oxi Clean sales or I get fired. You shoudl know how hard it is to find work so will you just buy one bottle from me?"
Tommy stared dubiously at Mays, unsure of what to do. While oxyclean did seem like cool stuff that might work fairly well, he didn't really need any. It wasn't exactly as if he was still a gurgly little tot dribbling food all over himself and pooing in his undies. On top of that, he didn't have any money, and his mother sure as hell didn't want to buy laundry detergent from a man that never stopped yelling. But he did admire the screaming lunatic, and did not want to soil Billy's view of him by not buying the Oxyclean. After all: first impressions are lasting. In the end, he decided to check his mother's change jar to see if there was enough in it to just buy some without telling her.
Tommy said, "Wait one minute."
By this time Billy was getting tired of waiting. Tommy walked into his house. His parenst were both sleeping so he sneaked ever so quietly over to see the gar of change. He garbed a hand full and ran back out to Billy.
"How much does it cost.", said Tommy.
"Six dollers"
"Ok", said the boy. "I will get one bottle as long as you let me touch your beard."
As Tommy said the above his eyes got very large and their was a faint twinkle. Billy Mays would do anything for the sale so he bent over. Just as Tommy was about to toutch the wonderful beard Billy grabed his had, looked him the the eyes. Then he turned the other way and ran away with the money, a bag of Oxi Clean bottles, and Tommys dream to toutching his beard. Tommy started to cry.
Billy Mays decided to return, hearing the young boy cry made him feel especially guilty. Kneeling over, he let the boy touch his beard as Tommy extended his hand to feel it.
"Thank you Billy Mays," Tommy beamed at him, his eyes sparkling with joy.
Billy Mays smiled lopsidedly and asked the boy, "Would you like to...come sell Oxi Clean with me?"
The boy looked at him, confused, then thought about a journey where he would sell cleaning supplies with his idol, almost like a Pokemon journey.
"YES." He answered.
"Ok", said Billy Mays in his weird loud voice.
"Just let me get every thing that I need", said the Boy.
Tommy ran inside, told his parents he was going to live with Billy Mays, got a loaf of bread, and he dog named Gruf. When he came back out him and Billy set of, on a journey that will change every humans life forever. As the sun set you could see their outlines as they walked over a hill into the distant sunset.
Well, if you like that you can help me write it! That is what I am working on my site right now!
Link: http://z3.invisionfree.com/Book_Binders/in...=202&st=0&#last
It was a dark and stormy night. A young boy by the name of Tommy was looking out his window on the second floor of his apartment building he lived at. In the darkness a shadowy figure emerged. The young boy ran down to see who it was. The figure say the light and limped over to Tommy's house. When the figure came closer Tommy looked startled, it was Billy Mays and he had a Bottle of Oxi Clean in one hand and a small Teddy Bear in the other. He had a large cut on his face. Then Billy fainted. Tommy ran to call 911. He could not let Billy Mays, his idol die!
But then, Billy mays got up off the ground and rose as a vampire zombie who was invincible and would stop at nothing to sell Oxiclean.
When Tommy came back from calling 911 Billy May's said, "Buy Oxi Clean or Die"
"What", yelled Tommy. "After all I have done for you?"
This made Billy think, Tommy had saved his life after all.
Then Billy said, "Come on man, I like you a lot. You are a nice kid. I just have to meet my quota of Oxi Clean sales or I get fired. You shoudl know how hard it is to find work so will you just buy one bottle from me?"
Tommy stared dubiously at Mays, unsure of what to do. While oxyclean did seem like cool stuff that might work fairly well, he didn't really need any. It wasn't exactly as if he was still a gurgly little tot dribbling food all over himself and pooing in his undies. On top of that, he didn't have any money, and his mother sure as hell didn't want to buy laundry detergent from a man that never stopped yelling. But he did admire the screaming lunatic, and did not want to soil Billy's view of him by not buying the Oxyclean. After all: first impressions are lasting. In the end, he decided to check his mother's change jar to see if there was enough in it to just buy some without telling her.
Tommy said, "Wait one minute."
By this time Billy was getting tired of waiting. Tommy walked into his house. His parenst were both sleeping so he sneaked ever so quietly over to see the gar of change. He garbed a hand full and ran back out to Billy.
"How much does it cost.", said Tommy.
"Six dollers"
"Ok", said the boy. "I will get one bottle as long as you let me touch your beard."
As Tommy said the above his eyes got very large and their was a faint twinkle. Billy Mays would do anything for the sale so he bent over. Just as Tommy was about to toutch the wonderful beard Billy grabed his had, looked him the the eyes. Then he turned the other way and ran away with the money, a bag of Oxi Clean bottles, and Tommys dream to toutching his beard. Tommy started to cry.
Billy Mays decided to return, hearing the young boy cry made him feel especially guilty. Kneeling over, he let the boy touch his beard as Tommy extended his hand to feel it.
"Thank you Billy Mays," Tommy beamed at him, his eyes sparkling with joy.
Billy Mays smiled lopsidedly and asked the boy, "Would you like to...come sell Oxi Clean with me?"
The boy looked at him, confused, then thought about a journey where he would sell cleaning supplies with his idol, almost like a Pokemon journey.
"YES." He answered.
"Ok", said Billy Mays in his weird loud voice.
"Just let me get every thing that I need", said the Boy.
Tommy ran inside, told his parents he was going to live with Billy Mays, got a loaf of bread, and he dog named Gruf. When he came back out him and Billy set of, on a journey that will change every humans life forever. As the sun set you could see their outlines as they walked over a hill into the distant sunset.
Well, if you like that you can help me write it! That is what I am working on my site right now!
Link: http://z3.invisionfree.com/Book_Binders/in...=202&st=0&#last
