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So a blond was speeding down the highway. All of a sudden she gets pulled over (obviously because she was speeding.)
The cop who pulled her over was also a blond (uh-oh)... The cop says "Ma'am i need to see your drivers license ID."
The driver was confused, being blond and all.
So, the cop decides to remind her what an ID is. "Ma'am its a rectangular thing with your picture on it"
The blond still has no idea, but looks for it anyways. So funny them blonds. She pulls out a rectangular mirror and hands it to the cop.
The blonde cop says to the blond driver, "Oh, sorry ma'am if I had known YOU were a cop too, I wouldn't have pulled you over."
So a blond was speeding down the highway. All of a sudden she gets pulled over (obviously because she was speeding.)
The cop who pulled her over was also a blond (uh-oh)... The cop says "Ma'am i need to see your drivers license ID."
The driver was confused, being blond and all.
So, the cop decides to remind her what an ID is. "Ma'am its a rectangular thing with your picture on it"
The blond still has no idea, but looks for it anyways. So funny them blonds. She pulls out a rectangular mirror and hands it to the cop.
The blonde cop says to the blond driver, "Oh, sorry ma'am if I had known YOU were a cop too, I wouldn't have pulled you over."
