Blonde Shoots Herself

[Dasher]

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"And then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"And then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

 

[Deleted member 1609]

That's so horrible, Dasher. !!

 

[Dasher]

It was pretty funny in my head.

 

[Deleted member 1609]

Sounds like Dasher has a bit of the blond in him!

I'm just kidding. It was funny, but terrible.

 

[activeboards]

Very Funny...

 

[ADragon]

ok that is funny at first i didn't get because i thought a skipped something. but i didn't

 

[StripesAndFins]

i think its because the girl has no brain so it goes through and out the other ear, hitting her finger.

Am I right?

 

[Inspector]

Your last line just made this joke make no sense...
If she puts her finger in her other ear to cover the bang and pulls the trigger... how is she still alive? 🙂

Other then that i LOLed up to that part 😛

 

[activeboards]

Cuz she has no brain so it hit her finger and there was nothing inside to damage.

 

[hibee]

i liked that one...keep them coming....