boys first time...

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over friday night have dinner with her parents. Since this is a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some concoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an an hour. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack. That night, he shows up at the girl's parents house. He goes in side and sit at dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. He took about 20 mins with no movement and head still down. The girl leaned over and whispered: "I had no idea you were this religious."The boy whispered back, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist."
 
So someone just asked to hear jokes there. Weird, doesn't seem like the usual questions you hear there...
 
activeboards said:
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over friday night have dinner with her parents. Since this is a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some concoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an an hour. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack. That night, he shows up at the girl's parents house. He goes in side and sit at dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. He took about 20 mins with no movement and head still down. The girl leaned over and whispered: "I had no idea you were this religious."The boy whispered back, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist."

Pure genius! I'm telling that one at school tomorrow haha.
 
activeboards said:
I got that from yahoo answers but I've heard it before. Don't remember where.

This is from an app called Sex Jokes for your iPod Touch. This was one of the better ones.
 
Either 3:30 is too early to understand jokes or I'm too humorless. Enlighten me please? :yes:
 
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