Chat up lines

"Sup Sexy" ~lol~

Nah, (though I did try that once, got slapped ~confuse~ ) I usually get their number first and text them. Best way for me, because everyone knows who I am (in the high school anyway), so there's not that "wait, who are you" type thing. Sometimes i'll go for the "Hey", sometimes for the "Hai", sometimes with the "Guess who?". Either way, you can tell right off if they go for it or not ~razz~

Girls arn't known to make the first move, but my current girlfriend has had her eye on me since we met waaaay back in preschool >.> so it was more of a random thing to me. She was like "hey guess who I like?" and I replied as a guess "Meh?" and then she said "Good guesser 😵" and it went from there ~cool~
 
I dont hit on girls. I find that to be a desperate move that usually creeps the girl out. You just talk to them like you would a friend and if you are charming enough, one thing will lead to another within time. -8)-
 
I dont really to chat up lines, i more or less go over sit down start talking to them...make them waffle on as they like doing that. Then when they say your a good listener or nice talking to you i say want to get a drink so we can carry on this chat? And yeah.
 
For me, I don't like to beat around the bush...instead like to go straight in for the kill. Normally something like...

"ello' beautiful" or "hey good lookin'"

Good times ~lol~
 
Mine is:

Like Chocolate?
Take off you snickers and i'll give you a boost.

Only works if you have heard of those brands. -lol-
 
I remember Live at the Apollo, quite a bad chat up line with Lee Mack

Lee: Are you an electrician? Because I felt a certain spark when you entered the bedroom
Girl: Are you a fishmonger
Lee: Why?
Girl: Because you smell

-lol-
 
Firefox said:
Mine is:

Like Chocolate?
Take off you snickers and i'll give you a boost.

Only works if you have heard of those brands. -lol-


Thats hysterical lol ! ............ and you say it WORKS !! -roll-
 
haha the last one i've used sober was hey sexy. but that was like freshman year. most girls talk to me first lol
 
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