Christmas Jokes

Gizmo

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Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had elf-esteem issues! 😂

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph! 🦌

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party?
Because it wanted to branch out! 🎉

Why did Santa get kicked out of the movie theater?
He was caught using a present as a flashlight! 🍿
 
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