Chuck Norris Jokes

[Joshua Farrell]

DO you know any Chuck Norris Jokes? If so, post them here. 😀

Here are a few:

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

 

[Eussbig]

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.

 

[Bryn]

Chuck Norris jokes may be old, but they can still pack a punch.

🙂

 

[Joshua Farrell]

I remember watching a old interview with Chuck Norris that mentioned that he thinks the jokes about him are rather funny.