[Clean] Sikipedia Jokes

[Deleted member 4320]

Hi, some of you might have heard of Sikipedia before. It's a site that let's people post jokes about anything and some are actually quite funny. This will be a collection of the cleaner jokes on Sikipedia and some that I personally like 🙂

A man walks into a petrol station and walks up to the counter.

"Can I have a KitKat Chunky?" The man asks.

The women brings the man a KitKat Chunky.

In response the man says "I wanted a regular KitKat, fatty..."

I tried to ring up OK magazine but when the call was answered, they said "Hello".

Must have gotten the wrong number

I bought an iBoat, and it's now syncing.

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The Spice Girls say; "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with ma friends".

In my experience, this is counter productive.

I went out to buy FIFA yesterday, what the officials will do for a couple of votes...

"I think the murder was Professor Plum in the kitchen with the candlestick" I said.

"Detective, can you please go home and sober up, apart from the obvious, this was a bank robbery".

 

[The Reverend]

gnab, thats bang out of order!

tea is for mugs

sickipedia is great, the best area is the word play area 🙂

 

[Patrick S.]

😀 funny

 

[MissTake]

Emile Heskey once auditioned to become a member of JLS.

Unfortunately for him, he only got One Shot.....

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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be killed by a cucumber.

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My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory.

Why didn't I think of that?

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Just been to a friends for dinner. She served ALL vegetarian food.

Hey, I got no beef with that.

 

[The Reverend]

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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be killed by a cucumber.

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i saw that one the other day, one of my fav jokes 😛

 

[Toolbox123]

Some are a bit close to the mark (not these, on the actual site) but these ones are always gold.