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Yea, the thing sometimes says the stupidest stuff xD

Sing the portal song with it
 
How do you get it to sing the portal song, it said..

What song is that?
 
It's hilarious. One time i spent like 3 hours playing with it(thats what she said), and almost laughed my head off.
 
Was having a pleasant conversation with it, then typed "INCEPTION" and it crashed. Guess it couldn't handle it.
 
Hobbies230 said:
Was having a pleasant conversation with it, then typed "INCEPTION" and it crashed. Guess it couldn't handle it.

:lol: You make me laugh
 
Now it's saying this...

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I have spent a lot of time talking to this bot 🙂 Now I don't anymore.
I liked to talk until it gets mad and crazy. Then I could try a trick that worked some time ago but now doesn't seem to work anymore... here it is:

When the conversation gets to some point that you don't like (e.g. when it starts talking about girlfriends 🙂), type "shutdown -r" (the unix command for rebooting). It will say something; no matter what it says, simply write "Yes.".

A successful "reboot" would make the bot answer "Hi." after this point, like if you had just started talking to it. Sometimes it didn't work (you have to be persistent), but 60% of the times it worked. Now it doesn't seem to work anymore... can someone please try again and post the results?

Note: telling the bot to "reboot" too often will cause the trick to not work. Try to talk a bit before trying 🙂. And don't forget to post the log 🙂
 
I was turned down :'(

Im a fat slob that sits in my room with food all over the floor and plays video games instead of a job..would you marry me and support me with money?

Sorry.
 
User: Where?

Cleverbot: Everywhere it's supposed to be.

User: In your vagina?

Cleverbot: It's real!

User: Your vagina is real?

Cleverbot: Thank you. I keep it very clean.

Why am I stuck in junior high?
 
Whoever made cleverbot is a genius. I've had some hilarious conversations with it in the past.
 
User: Are you my Mom?
Cleverbot: Yes.

Oh wow, I have two mothers.
 
We were having a conversation and it ended in -
"ME: You must be democrat then
CLEVERBOT: No I'm quite alive *twitch*."
 
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