Cows
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GlennTheDragoon
Familiar Face
Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
Because the cow has the udder.
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
GlennTheDragoon
Familiar Face
lol, those were the good ones though. -razz-
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows
Presty Willow
Reputable
This is always fun to do you your friends; immature, but great...
Person 1:Knock Knock
Person 2:Who's there?
Person 1:Interrupting Cow
Person 2:Interrupting C---
Person 1:MOO!
Person 1:Knock Knock
Person 2:Who's there?
Person 1:Interrupting Cow
Person 2:Interrupting C---
Person 1:MOO!
Happy Feet
Reputable
Presty Willow said:
this one made me laugh nice one lol
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