Dark Humour

[Kobby]

For others who enjoy some dark humour, you can post here.

Okay. Here's my joke:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

 

[alakazam]

During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.

As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

 

[PirateAlphas]

Can I post like a really offensive joke or two

 

[jswaby]

Can I post like a really offensive joke or two

If it's offensive, I think you already know the answer. However, you'll need to PM a member of the Community Team and verify with them if your joke can be posted, if you really want to post it.

 

[Vulture01]

For others who enjoy some dark humour, you can post here.

Okay. Here's my joke:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

hahaha.. nice one dude, thanks for sharing :lol: :rofl: :rofl: