Destroy a Wish

[Carson]

Alright, this Game is quite fun and I decided to post it on here because of that.

The rules are somewhat basic although you have to be careful not to mess up although, once you get used to it, it is not that hard...

On with the rules...

The first person says a wish, and the next person grants the wish yet makes it so that the wish is corrupted.

Example:

I wish I had a remote.

Granted, but it wouldn't sync with your Television.

I wish...[Wish Here]

Alright, for the first wish...

I wish I had a nice car!

 

[Merlin]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish my forum had 1000 members.

 

[mwkot111]

They were all un-deletable spambots


I wish I had a non-poisonous mocha, that could not be stolen, spilled, or damaged, and isn't cold, disgusting, or old

 

[Merlin]

It's in a cup you can't open!

I wish I I had 50,000 real, non-stolen dollars that could not be destroyed in any way, taken, or lost.

 

[mwkot111]

They were Japanese dollars, and the current exchange rate is 0.00000000000000000000000001


I wish I could run at the speed of light

 

[Murder he Wrote]

Granted, but you ran into a brick wall ~razz~

I wish i could have a lovely hot chocolate right now...

 

[sam1]

granted,but you have no cup for it so you have to drink it from your hands

i wish i could get my arcade back up

(bet you cant think of a negitive in this)

 

[Carson]

Granted, although your arcade ends up with terrible games that nobody enjoys playing and you have failed to install more.

I wish Forum Promotion had a couple hundred more members. 😀

 

[sam1]

granted but none of them are active and have made no posts

i wish i had £99999999999999999999999999999999999999

 

[JamesD31]

Granted, but the transfer got intercepted by me when heading to your account.

I wish i had more money than bill gates in American dollars which can't be taken, stolen, burned, or any damage to them and were perfectly real.

(ha i win 😀)

 

[Murder he Wrote]

Granted, although you accidently drove off a cliff on your way home from your bank ~razz~

i wish more people would request graphics ~cry~

 

[f199]

Granted, but it was too many for you

I wish I had 100 members

 

[Merlin]

They are all un-banable porn spammers!

I wish I had a warm, soft blanket!

 

[PretzelCorps]

The barber shavings of a thousand senior citizens is warm and soft, though, hardly what I'd assume you were looking for...


I wish I owned a submarine.

 

[Victim]

Granted, but there is no sea for you to use it.

I wish, my forum had 5000 members and they were all active, were not bots or spam bots, were 100% real and posted everyday, and didn't post negative things or swear in any of their posts, and they were all separate people.

 

[PretzelCorps]

All 5000 members post at once.

Your server crashes, and all of your data is lost. Tough break. :/



I wish I didn't have to sleep as much.

 

[Victim]

Granted, but when you was awake, you was always falling asleep.

I wish i had new speakers that worked fully and would not break and there was no power cut, and everything worked.

 

[MstWntd]

Granted, but your Player broke.

I wish I had a Jet.

 

[Chris]

Granted, though I am the only pilot for it, and I'm not going to work for you.

I wish I owned the internet

 

[f199]

Granted, but you made a mess and it was given back and sent to prison.

I wish I had a domain