F*&k my life

[Antarctic]

If you haven't seen this site before, you should defiantly check it out, it's pretty addictive.

http://www.fmylife.com

Post ones you find funny. 🙂

 

[Summerlander]

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and legitimately broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

That's the best one.

 

[Dasher]

This guy is stupid...

Today, (I am a Inventory Manager at a retail store in a mall) I let a subordinate bring in his softair handgun. Hours of shooting anything and everything went by, I thought It would be a great idea to get a co-worker to shoot my eye with my glasses on. 860$ in debt waiting for my new glasses. FML

 

[Mr. Money]

I read a lot of those. They are pretty funny.

 

[Kino]

I love this site so much.

 

[fantanoice]

Love this site, along with http://www.mylifeisaverage.com and http://www.itmademyday.com. 🙂 So many laughs!

 

[thedudeman]

FML is pretty funny. I'll admit though, I like MLIA a lot better.

 

[karateninja]

here is one i found

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his Mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his Mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML