Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A veryattractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quicklydeparted...The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
A blond dyed her her brown so that people won't think she is a dumb blond. She goes to a farm and sees a sheep flock so she decided to speak to the shepherd. Blond: "Can I have one of your sheep if I can guess the total number of them?" Shephard: "Sure you can" Bond: "316" Shephard: "Thats right how did you know..." The shepherd watches her confused
The "brunette" goes to pick a sheep but instead she picks a German shepherd dog. Shephard: "Can I have my dog back if I can guess the real colour of your hair?"
