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Everyone has crap moments, tell us about your moments where you just think/say "FML"


(For those whom have no idea what FML means, "Eff my life") 😉
 
snobo? ok it was like a crap day, i didnt have any hoework done, i got outside to get in my car, and the thing wouldent start i was like wow. I caled a friend to pick me up and called the school, they said it is unexcused because i can take a bus. i was like you know what, but ya and when i got home i had a bad headache and i just went to sleep
 
Here's a good one from a few days ago.

Friday I was asking my mom all day to go to the mall because this guitar shop was going out of business and they were having some good sales. Thursday she said we could go if the weather was nice. It was beautiful outside! She told me no. I was like come on mom please, I never ask you guys for anything let's go. She's like no, we'll go tomorrow.

Tomorrow comes, I get to the mall. Guess what? The damn store closed THAT morning. FML!
 
General Grievous said:
twilight bekah said:
snobo?
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Snobothehobo. He's on the CT.
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Today, I found out that I'm invisible. FML. 😉

Disclaimer: I didn't just find out that I'm invisible today. 😛
 
I think the lesson where my iphone decided it wanted to play the pussycat girls "don't cha" rather loudly and randomly was pretty FML.
 
Well today I got home earlyish for Transfer deadline day from school and then I'd forgotten my keys for the first time in ages! FML
 
I don't have a FML but my friend told me about a FML I thought was pretty sad.

There was this guy. He was partying. Until this girl came and said, "Do you want some beer?" The guy responded, "Sure!" The girl got him a beer, but she sneakily put cocaine in his beer. So he drank it and he started to become real high. He started partying like never before, until he fainted. The next morning, the guy found himself and a tub full of ice. He was wondering why he was here. He found a note saying "Don't leave the tub, and call 911."

Basically, the girl took his kidneys out. The ice suppose to make him live for a while.
 
Well yesterday my mum said I had an appointment at 9:00am today, but I had a 5am-11:30am shift at work, so I cancelled it. The doctor rings up this morning and states "We've had to change your appointment". FML.

Also, I didn't get paid today. :O

FML!
 
SettledHate. said:
Well yesterday my mum said I had an appointment at 9:00am today, but I had a 5am-11:30am shift at work, so I cancelled it. The doctor rings up this morning and states "We've had to change your appointment". FML.

Also, I didn't get paid today. :O

FML!
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Oh wow that's terrible luck mate.
 
@uraF0x said:
I don't have a FML but my friend told me about a FML I thought was pretty sad.

There was this guy. He was partying. Until this girl came and said, "Do you want some beer?" The guy responded, "Sure!" The girl got him a beer, but she sneakily put cocaine in his beer. So he drank it and he started to become real high. He started partying like never before, until he fainted. The next morning, the guy found himself and a tub full of ice. He was wondering why he was here. He found a note saying "Don't leave the tub, and call 911."

Basically, the girl took his kidneys out. The ice suppose to make him live for a while.
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Oh my...
 
I woke up and my back hurt, then I remember I had to mail something today so I had to drive in the snow :cry:
 
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