Funniest thing ever

[Deleted member 1609]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai
Stranger: hi
You: Do you want to have some fun?
Stranger: about？
You: *gives you a rubber chicken* Squeeze it. It squeaks! 😀
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[cityStatic]

You: Hi.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 14/M/US
Stranger: How long is your *censored*?
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hai.
Stranger: m/f?
You: F
Stranger: i'm m
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14. you?
Stranger: 24
You: OMG PEDOPHILE!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stole this idea fron Gigmak:

Stranger: hey
You: hey.
You: ew, your a pedo?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not
You: it says before your message
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: yeah thats not me
Stranger: im not of age to be a pedo
You: OMG THATS WHAT PEDOS SAY!
You have disconnected.

 

[Gimgak]

lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: im 12 and wat is this?
Stranger: holy shit
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[Midnight]

The sites soo funny :L