Hello/Goodbye Thread #4

Saruman said:
Vote me in for Ruler of the World, and I will give you just that, in addition to...

- 2 lunch's per day
- nap time at work
- if you're not late everyday at work you get written up
- if you're late more than 3 times in a row you get a promotion
- National Employment Ditch Day (new holiday)
- Third Person Point of View option in real life
- National Doughnut Day (new holiday)
- street races on the freeways
- Cereal Thursdays (you can only eat cereal on Thursdays)

:cheer:

Great deals. But if you work on my assignments instead of me, I'll give my vote for you. :great:
 
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