Hi!! Do you like bananas?

Exactly! Apples make you a sorcerer. Now get out of my sight before I hit you with a lightning bolt!!
 
Me: “Dude, I swear, I love bananas.”

Friend #1: “What, is there like a rating chart for your fruit fetish?”

Friend #2: “Yeah, like, #1 is apple, and #2 is grapes, and so on?”

(Cue 4 out of my 5 friends looking at my in disbelief; the fifth one is still watching TV.)

Me: “No, it’s because bananas have such a different taste from other fruit. It’s so tingly, and sour.”

Friend #4: “Uh, I’m pretty sure bananas aren’t supposed to be sour.”

Friend #1: “Or tingly. You sure that’s a banana?”

Me: “H*** yeah, I’m sure. What is it supposed to taste like?”

Friend #3: “You may want to get that looked at…”

(At my friend’s insistence, they all drive me to the doctor’s where this following occurs🙂

Doctor: “You’re allergic to bananas.”


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Bananas are nice but I do not eat more then half a year
 
I love bananas. I had banana patches in my yard growing up. It was wonderful. Never had to pay for bananas in my life until I moved houses and was shocked to see how much they are.
 
Yeah. I love Bananas. I just hate it when there's brown bits on it(Not on the skin but the edible bit) and when it's all mushy. *Shivers*.
 
Even with brown bits in them, on the skin doesn't mean it's going to be bad inside
 
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