Summerlander
Up-and-Coming Sensation
I made a joke about the Chicago Bears. Tell me if you guys get it! It is a joke of disgust for the Bears.
This kid was in court because his parents abused him. The court judge said, "Okay, since your parents abuse you, you will now live with your aunt."
The boy replied, "Sir, I can't. My aunt beats me up too."
The judge then said, "Well, okay, you will live with your grandparents."
The boy once again replied, "Where do you think my parents learned how to abuse me?"
The judge, exhausted, said "This is my first case, how about YOU choose where to live."
The boy replied, "Okay."
"So where?"
"The Bears, sir" said the boy.
Now the judge was confused by this. "What do you mean?"
The boy said, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears."
"Why so?" said the judge, puzzled.
"Because the Bears can't beat anyone!"
This kid was in court because his parents abused him. The court judge said, "Okay, since your parents abuse you, you will now live with your aunt."
The boy replied, "Sir, I can't. My aunt beats me up too."
The judge then said, "Well, okay, you will live with your grandparents."
The boy once again replied, "Where do you think my parents learned how to abuse me?"
The judge, exhausted, said "This is my first case, how about YOU choose where to live."
The boy replied, "Okay."
"So where?"
"The Bears, sir" said the boy.
Now the judge was confused by this. "What do you mean?"
The boy said, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears."
"Why so?" said the judge, puzzled.
"Because the Bears can't beat anyone!"
