If I Ruled the World

[Howard_Crane]

First off, this is a silly idea. Nothing could resemble a nightmare enough if I ever ruled the world, but this is how I would rule it.

I'll recruit a policeforce of 1 billion, arm them to the teeth, and send them to confiscate all non-freight vehicles. Force used if neccessary. All of these pieces of junk will be destroyed and recycled for things we actually need. I'll use the funds I got by flooding the steel industry, and grow plantations of a certain illicit drug, and give it to the population. Even if they wanted to drive, they wouldn't find the motivation for it.
I'd replace all schools with libraries and activity centers, replace concrete with green fields again and feed the people so they wont need frieght to bring them pizzas anymore. I'll open local clinics in every small down that will provide all sorts of alternative and orthodox medicines, remedies, and therapies.
I'll build giant walls around all the cities in the world, build roofs over them and wait for everyone to starve to death.

Then I'll desolve my government, and go into hiding.

Vote for me, Howard Crane, as world dictator!
I'll pass around pettitions in every country, each modified to suit the legal structure of that country. Using that you can demand that your government enters me on the ballots. So then I'll win over the world, one country at a time.

And I'll do all of this from my bedroom in Galway.

 

[katy perry is hot]

Your ideas sound as far-fetched as those of Mao Zedong.

 

[Howard_Crane]

lawl

 

[Romanite™]

Are you serious about this? These are actually ridiculous and gave me a good laugh.

Then I'll desolve my government, and go into hiding.

Then whats the point of evening ruling the world and killing everybody, destroying non-freight vehicles, and replacing schools?

Why not go out to some deserted island, find a cave, and become a hermit?

 

[Howard_Crane]

Are you serious about this? These are actually ridiculous and gave me a good laugh.

Then I'll desolve my government, and go into hiding.

Then whats the point of evening ruling the world and killing everybody, destroying non-freight vehicles, and replacing schools?

Why not go out to some deserted island, find a cave, and become a hermit?

I thought about living somewhere where this expanding disaster can't reach me... but that seems to be somewhere beyond the orbit of Mars.

I also find it to be akin to turning a blind eye to abuse, or walking out of my family home while a sibling gets beaten.
I don't want to leave you, my spirit siblings, alone to these wolves that prey off of us.


The post wasn't serious. I wouldn't want to be any kind of ruler or leader, but rather an advisor. I am actually a Guru to some. So I understand how power is something to never weild.
Even though it's not serious. I would like to see the principals above put into practice. The replacement of roads with new fields, homes, and public gardens. The beautification of our world and the incorporation of nature back into our lives.

When a creature's environment changes, it's behaviour changes. And I believe we've altered our environment in a very ugly direction, so we're getting an ugly result.

From this perspective, I can understand what Pol Pot did in his country, recycling all the powerlines, killing all the doctors and engineers, and converting the country to an agricultural country.
But although I don't think people will make the changes needed for our survival, I don't think murdering masses of people and forcibly changing a country is the way to go about it.

It's for this very reason I never want power. I might just get a bit too egotistical and try something like Pol Pot did lol

 

[www.nokialogy.com]

Your ideas sound as far-fetched as those of Mao Zedong.

Ohh boy, we don't want any more genocides please :lol: