I've got a joke for ya :-)

[Deleted member 4320]

Ok so here is the joke and I hope you like it 🙂

3 Men walk into a forest. They get captured by a tribe. They get taken to the tribe leader
and he says to the 3 men...

"I want you to go into the forest and find some fruit and bring it back to me. I will then insert the
fruit up my bum and if you show any emotion, we will kill you".

So the 3 men go into the forest and 10 minutes later 2 come back out.

Man A has an Apple, the tribe leader inserts it up his bum but he cringes whilst he is inserting it so
they kill him. Man B has 10 grapes. The tribe leader just finishes the 9th grape then Man B bursts
out laughing so they kill him.

In heaven Man A asks Man B, "Why did you laugh, you were so close!?"

And Man B replies and says "Because I saw Man C come back with a Pineapple!"

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What do you think? 😀

 

[Relmitos]

omg a pineapple up your bum!
Reminds me of that movie.. little nicky or something?

Where they stick a pineaple in adolf hitler.. rofl

 

[Ghost]

Hahaha made me laugh.
Good one. Did you make up that one or find it?

 

[Kino]

That's hilarious!

 

[Oasis]

That was very funny. Got to remember it.

 

[Shadowfox]

omg a pineapple up your bum!
Reminds me of that movie.. little nicky or something?

Where they stick a pineaple in adolf hitler.. rofl

Yeah I love that film lol and yeah you were right.

Good joke XD

 

[Twisted Fairytale]

Ive heard one like this, but it's different. Good one man! 😀

 

[WasteD]

I've heard about this still funny 😀

 

[shamzblueworld]

hahaha lol, i heard this one when i was 4 or 5.
funny!