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[Dasher]

Garfiun got sporked to death. XD

 

[Garfiun]

Whats sporked?

Dasher was out on his bike when a run away rhino from the local zoo hit him off his bake then tramled him.

 

[cityStatic]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sporked

Garfuin gets thrown in a gas chamber by a guy who makes Stalin and Hitler look like Kindergarten teachers.

 

[Garfiun]

Garfiun got sporked to death. XD

Depends on what way you mean it. :lol:

Hakuto_Washi was walking through the house when a ninja cat jumped up and slit his throat.

 

[posey]

Garfiun was gassed by a 'good' fart.

 

[Kino]

Poison gas 😛

 

[agentmanningctu]

An avalanche caused huge boulders and ice sickles to fall and crush Kino.

 

[posey]

Agent went on holiday to Ha....

 

[Dasher]

Posey got killed by man eating Giraffes.

 

[Babelle]

Someone ate Dasher, mistaking him for a toadstool.
Burp..

 

[Dasher]

Someone ate Daisy thinking she was a strawberry.

 

[agentmanningctu]

Someone stomped on Dasher, thinking they saw a bounce house.

 

[Babelle]

A superspy killed Agent, and sabotaged his account, for luck.

 

[posey]

A wild oddish appeared!
Wild oddish stunned Daisy with flowerpower.
Wild oddish throughs pokéball.

Daisy is caught in the pokéball of death!

 

[Kino]

POSEY! Award of the day right there!

What? Is that a bird? A plane maybe? Nope it's a grand piano falling from a 53 story building. Oh wait what...it lands on posey? :\

 

[Babelle]

Solve this riddle:

With pointed fangs, it sits in wait, with piercing force it doles out fate, over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, eternally joining in one bite.
What am I?

Answer:

Watch out, it's 16 feet tall, it's a STAPLER, Its eaten a plate of cupcakes for my lunch, and it's eaten Kino!!!
SAVE THE CUPCAKES!!!!

 

[agentmanningctu]

A giant Magikarp used splash. It had no effect, but Daisy drowned in the 2 inch puddle it created.

 

[Babelle]

Daisy doesn't die, because Agent is hallucinating.
She also doesn't know what a Marlebot, or whatever it's called, is.
Agent hallucinates he's kissing Medussa.