Lawyer

[Nebulous]

What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
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What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?

The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

 

[Snorki]

LOL. Funny. Where did you get those from.hahaha

 

[Nebulous]

I dunno, they are old jokes.

 

[FPAddict]

Funny funny

 

[shewalkstheline]

hahaha

 

[Kino]

Good stuff Travis.

 

[LinkinParkFan71]

Haha thats some good jokes 🙂.