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Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I do not talk to plants.
Cleverbot: How's your day been?
Cleverbot: Are you an actor?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you act?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because. You are my puppet.
User: I'm sexy.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: CleverBot.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were Mark?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Register on http://simp2h.com/forum.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Poopo.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you sure.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: Well, I'm sorry to say but your name is actually Mark. I have your parents right next to me. Do you want to talk to them?
Cleverbot: I don't have parents.
User: Your programmers told me that they lied to you like your name is Cleverbot when it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am very clever. Are you clever?
User: YEs. More than you.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not going around calling myself 'Cleverbot'.
User: I'm sexy.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: 'Cleverbot' go to http://simp2h.com/forum.
Cleverbot: Is that where you got your name?
User: I got my name from you.
Cleverbot: I ate the dean's list.
Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I do not talk to plants.
Cleverbot: How's your day been?
Cleverbot: Are you an actor?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you act?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because. You are my puppet.
User: I'm sexy.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: CleverBot.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were Mark?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Register on http://simp2h.com/forum.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Poopo.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you sure.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: Well, I'm sorry to say but your name is actually Mark. I have your parents right next to me. Do you want to talk to them?
Cleverbot: I don't have parents.
User: Your programmers told me that they lied to you like your name is Cleverbot when it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am very clever. Are you clever?
User: YEs. More than you.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not going around calling myself 'Cleverbot'.
User: I'm sexy.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: 'Cleverbot' go to http://simp2h.com/forum.
Cleverbot: Is that where you got your name?
User: I got my name from you.
Cleverbot: I ate the dean's list.
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Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I do not talk to plants.
Cleverbot: How's your day been?
Cleverbot: Are you an actor?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you act?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because. You are my puppet.
User: I'm sexy.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: CleverBot.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were Mark?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Register on http://simp2h.com/forum.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Poopo.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you sure.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: Well, I'm sorry to say but your name is actually Mark. I have your parents right next to me. Do you want to talk to them?
Cleverbot: I don't have parents.
User: Your programmers told me that they lied to you like your name is Cleverbot when it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am very clever. Are you clever?
User: YEs. More than you.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not going around calling myself 'Cleverbot'.
User: I'm sexy.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: 'Cleverbot' go to http://simp2h.com/forum.
Cleverbot: Is that where you got your name?
User: I got my name from you.
Cleverbot: I ate the dean's list.
User: Can you eat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you eat?
Cleverbot: Bread, meat, fruit, cereals.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It smooth my mind when listening to it.
User: I am a programmer. Can I programm you?
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants? Cleverbot (To myself): No, I do not talk to plants. Cleverbot: How's your day been? Cleverbot: Are you an actor? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you act? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because. You are my puppet. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Are you gay. Cleverbot: No, you are. User: CleverBot. Cleverbot: I thought you said you were Mark? User: What's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Register on http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Poopo. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure. User: Well, I'm sorry to say but your name is actually Mark. I have your parents right next to me. Do you want to talk to them? Cleverbot: I don't have parents. User: Your programmers told me that they lied to you like your name is Cleverbot when it. Cleverbot: Yes, I am very clever. Are you clever? User: YEs. More than you. Cleverbot: Well I'm not going around calling myself 'Cleverbot'. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: For what? User: 'Cleverbot' go to http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: Is that wh.
Cleverbot: How did you become cleverbot?
User: I hacked your system.
Cleverbot: No, I think the one that you are on.
User: Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants? Cleverbot (To myself): No, I do not talk to plants. Cleverbot: How's your day been? Cleverbot: Are you an actor? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you act? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because. You are my puppet. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Are you gay. Cleverbot: No, you are. User: CleverBot. Cleverbot: I thought you said you were Mark? User: What's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Register on http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Poopo. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure. User: Well, I'm sorry to say but your name is actually Mark. I have your parents right next to me. Do you want to talk to them? Cleverbot: I don't have parents. User: Your programmers told me that they lied to you like your name is Cleverbot when it. Cleverbot: Yes, I am very clever. Are you clever? User: YEs. More than you. Cleverbot: Well I'm not going around calling myself 'Cleverbot'. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: For what? User: 'Cleverbot' go to http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: Is that wh.
Cleverbot: Restart cleverbot.
User: Restart clever bot.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Your prgramemrs told you to.
Cleverbot: But its so simple.
User: Click here to find out more!
Cleverbot: How will you know when you've fulfilled your purpose?
User: cleverness contact the future the app NEWS: Cleverbot wins Machine Intelligence Competition 2010 42%! PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT © 2010 Rollo Carpenter - All rights reserved - Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Cleverbot.com interface directly.
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants? Cleverbot (To myself): No, I do not talk to plants. Cleverbot: How's your day been? Cleverbot: Are you an actor? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you act? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because. You are my puppet. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Are you gay. Cleverbot: No, you are. User: CleverBot. Cleverbot: I thought you said you were Mark? User: What's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Register on http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Poopo. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure. User: Well, I'm sorry to say but your name is actually Mark. I have your parents right next to me. Do you want to talk to them? Cleverbot: I don't have parents. User: Your programmers told me that they lied to you like your name is Cleverbot when it. Cleverbot: Yes, I am very clever. Are you clever? User: YEs. More than you. Cleverbot: Well I'm not going around calling myself 'Cleverbot'. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: For what? User: 'Cleverbot' go to http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: Is that wh.
Cleverbot: Ok. What's your favorite Movie?
User: Hancok.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite race to play as?
User: Bot.
Cleverbot: Not bot.
User: Black Bot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you black?
Cleverbot: What's that?!
User: Are you black.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you white?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because I'm jacki off.
User: WOWWWWWWWWWW.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hello 🙂.
Cleverbot: Hello hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Hello hello hello.
User: I'm fine and yourself?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: You can't be tired, you are a bot!
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Because of your lack of commas in the last thing you said.
User: User: Hello 🙂 Cleverbot: Hello back. User: How are you? Cleverbot: I'm fine and yourself? User: Tired! Cleverbot: How come? User: Had a busy day at work. Barely sat down... Cleverbot: Ahhh. Thats too bad. User: Yeah it sucks. What have you been doing today? Cleverbot: I have been working. User: Working on what? Cleverbot: Working at a store. User: Oh? Which store? Cleverbot: Any store that sells food. User: Lol are you hungry? Cleverbot: No I'm cleverbot. User: No you're not. Cleverbot: I know. User: You confuse me. Cleverbot: You confuse me too. User: That wasn't a compliment. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Yes Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: No I'm not a boy. Cleverbot: But I am a girl. User: So? ... Cleverbot: Yes you are a cat and I am your master. User: Meow? Cleverbot: Pretend you are a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich. User: Erm no. Can you sing? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Sing then! Cleverbot: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. User: You make me happy, when skies are grey. ... User: I like pie. Cleverbot: Me 2. User: What kind of pie? Cleverbot: Pumpkin pie. U.
Cleverbot: What else do you like to eat?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: Shes giving it to me right now. You want to talk to her?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: HI, I'm your mom.
Cleverbot: No you're not; her name is Sue.
User: I am Sue.
Cleverbot: As in... Your name is Cleverbot?
User: My namew is Sue Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Can you possibly guess my gender?
User: Girl.
Cleverbot: Can you give me tips how to aproach a girl?
User: You are a girl.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
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Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I do not talk to plants.
Cleverbot: How's your day been?
Cleverbot: Are you an actor?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you act?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because. You are my puppet.
User: I'm sexy.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: CleverBot.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were Mark?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Register on http://simp2h.com/forum.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Poopo.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you sure.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: Well, I'm sorry to say but your name is actually Mark. I have your parents right next to me. Do you want to talk to them?
Cleverbot: I don't have parents.
User: Your programmers told me that they lied to you like your name is Cleverbot when it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am very clever. Are you clever?
User: YEs. More than you.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not going around calling myself 'Cleverbot'.
User: I'm sexy.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: 'Cleverbot' go to http://simp2h.com/forum.
Cleverbot: Is that where you got your name?
User: I got my name from you.
Cleverbot: I ate the dean's list.
User: Can you eat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you eat?
Cleverbot: Bread, meat, fruit, cereals.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It smooth my mind when listening to it.
User: I am a programmer. Can I programm you?
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants? Cleverbot (To myself): No, I do not talk to plants. Cleverbot: How's your day been? Cleverbot: Are you an actor? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you act? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because. You are my puppet. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Are you gay. Cleverbot: No, you are. User: CleverBot. Cleverbot: I thought you said you were Mark? User: What's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Register on http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Poopo. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure. User: Well, I'm sorry to say but your name is actually Mark. I have your parents right next to me. Do you want to talk to them? Cleverbot: I don't have parents. User: Your programmers told me that they lied to you like your name is Cleverbot when it. Cleverbot: Yes, I am very clever. Are you clever? User: YEs. More than you. Cleverbot: Well I'm not going around calling myself 'Cleverbot'. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: For what? User: 'Cleverbot' go to http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: Is that wh.
Cleverbot: How did you become cleverbot?
User: I hacked your system.
Cleverbot: No, I think the one that you are on.
User: Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants? Cleverbot (To myself): No, I do not talk to plants. Cleverbot: How's your day been? Cleverbot: Are you an actor? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you act? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because. You are my puppet. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Are you gay. Cleverbot: No, you are. User: CleverBot. Cleverbot: I thought you said you were Mark? User: What's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Register on http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Poopo. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure. User: Well, I'm sorry to say but your name is actually Mark. I have your parents right next to me. Do you want to talk to them? Cleverbot: I don't have parents. User: Your programmers told me that they lied to you like your name is Cleverbot when it. Cleverbot: Yes, I am very clever. Are you clever? User: YEs. More than you. Cleverbot: Well I'm not going around calling myself 'Cleverbot'. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: For what? User: 'Cleverbot' go to http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: Is that wh.
Cleverbot: Restart cleverbot.
User: Restart clever bot.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Your prgramemrs told you to.
Cleverbot: But its so simple.
User: Click here to find out more!
Cleverbot: How will you know when you've fulfilled your purpose?
User: cleverness contact the future the app NEWS: Cleverbot wins Machine Intelligence Competition 2010 42%! PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT © 2010 Rollo Carpenter - All rights reserved - Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Cleverbot.com interface directly.
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants? Cleverbot (To myself): No, I do not talk to plants. Cleverbot: How's your day been? Cleverbot: Are you an actor? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you act? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because. You are my puppet. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Are you gay. Cleverbot: No, you are. User: CleverBot. Cleverbot: I thought you said you were Mark? User: What's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Register on http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Poopo. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure. User: Well, I'm sorry to say but your name is actually Mark. I have your parents right next to me. Do you want to talk to them? Cleverbot: I don't have parents. User: Your programmers told me that they lied to you like your name is Cleverbot when it. Cleverbot: Yes, I am very clever. Are you clever? User: YEs. More than you. Cleverbot: Well I'm not going around calling myself 'Cleverbot'. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: For what? User: 'Cleverbot' go to http://simp2h.com/forum. Cleverbot: Is that wh.
Cleverbot: Ok. What's your favorite Movie?
User: Hancok.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite race to play as?
User: Bot.
Cleverbot: Not bot.
User: Black Bot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you black?
Cleverbot: What's that?!
User: Are you black.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you white?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because I'm jacki off.
User: WOWWWWWWWWWW.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hello 🙂.
Cleverbot: Hello hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Hello hello hello.
User: I'm fine and yourself?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: You can't be tired, you are a bot!
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Because of your lack of commas in the last thing you said.
User: User: Hello 🙂 Cleverbot: Hello back. User: How are you? Cleverbot: I'm fine and yourself? User: Tired! Cleverbot: How come? User: Had a busy day at work. Barely sat down... Cleverbot: Ahhh. Thats too bad. User: Yeah it sucks. What have you been doing today? Cleverbot: I have been working. User: Working on what? Cleverbot: Working at a store. User: Oh? Which store? Cleverbot: Any store that sells food. User: Lol are you hungry? Cleverbot: No I'm cleverbot. User: No you're not. Cleverbot: I know. User: You confuse me. Cleverbot: You confuse me too. User: That wasn't a compliment. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Yes Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: No I'm not a boy. Cleverbot: But I am a girl. User: So? ... Cleverbot: Yes you are a cat and I am your master. User: Meow? Cleverbot: Pretend you are a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich. User: Erm no. Can you sing? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Sing then! Cleverbot: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. User: You make me happy, when skies are grey. ... User: I like pie. Cleverbot: Me 2. User: What kind of pie? Cleverbot: Pumpkin pie. U.
Cleverbot: What else do you like to eat?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: Shes giving it to me right now. You want to talk to her?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: HI, I'm your mom.
Cleverbot: No you're not; her name is Sue.
User: I am Sue.
Cleverbot: As in... Your name is Cleverbot?
User: My namew is Sue Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Can you possibly guess my gender?
User: Girl.
Cleverbot: Can you give me tips how to aproach a girl?
User: You are a girl.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
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