A kid and his grandpa were at home one day.
The kid sees his gramps smoking a cigarette, and asks if he can take a puff.
"Can you **** yourself in the ass with your ****?" the grandpa asks.
The boy replies no.
"You're not man enough then," say Gramps.
Later he sees his gramps drinking alcohol. He asks if he could have some.
"Can you **** yourself in the ass with your ****?" the grandpa asks again.
"No," the boy replies once more.
"You're not man enough," Gramps says once again.
Later on, the boy is eating cookies.
Gramps sees him and asks his grandson if he could have some.
"Can you **** yourself in the ass with your ****?" asks the boy.
"Yes," replies Gramps.
The boy then says, "Well you can go **** yourself, 'cuz these cookies are mine."
Joke from: Blue Humor
The kid sees his gramps smoking a cigarette, and asks if he can take a puff.
"Can you **** yourself in the ass with your ****?" the grandpa asks.
The boy replies no.
"You're not man enough then," say Gramps.
Later he sees his gramps drinking alcohol. He asks if he could have some.
"Can you **** yourself in the ass with your ****?" the grandpa asks again.
"No," the boy replies once more.
"You're not man enough," Gramps says once again.
Later on, the boy is eating cookies.
Gramps sees him and asks his grandson if he could have some.
"Can you **** yourself in the ass with your ****?" asks the boy.
"Yes," replies Gramps.
The boy then says, "Well you can go **** yourself, 'cuz these cookies are mine."
Joke from: Blue Humor
