Man steals $50, flees on Walmart scooter

[Bossanova]

Police say a Pennsylvania man in a hospital gown stole $50 from his ex-girlfriend at Wal-Mart, then tried to flee on a store-owned motorized shopping scooter.

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This is just epic win.

Also;

Instead, police say he grabbed $50 from her and scooted away.

Epic pun.

 

[Raymond]

Lol, 🙂

 

[agentmanningctu]

Frey says David had been hit with a frying pan and table leg.

 

[Zawazuki]

Rofl, irl newbs these days. 😛

 

[Justin]

Lmao! I love the world!

 

[hollows_sound]

lol, umm.... fail 😛

 

[Justin M]

Man, I love hearing about people who do stupid things like that.

 

[DeathSoul]

Lmao this is just too funny

 

[SettledHate.]

That's pretty retarded. LOL. 😛

 

[Kino]

There are some dumbass people out there.