Haze's Bundles of Posting Joy
Hey there everyone! You may know me as Haze, Martee or just that fella that lurks around FP from time to time. I've decided to open up a little posting shop where you can purchase blog comments, posts, topics or even a combination of all of the above!
Why hire me?
I'm not going to go on a big spiel about how I'm the best choice for you and if you choose me I'm going to suddenly up your engagement levels by 3232823% overnight. (I wish I could promise that!) What I do know is that I love writing away and getting into conversation with people so that I feel like I'm contributing something. I love learning about topics that interest me and adding something to everywhere I go.
All I'll say is that if you hire me, I'm going to do a good job for you. Because that what's I enjoy doing!
What does every package include?
Every little bundle of joy I provide to my customers comes with a set of things as standard.
Hey there everyone! You may know me as Haze, Martee or just that fella that lurks around FP from time to time. I've decided to open up a little posting shop where you can purchase blog comments, posts, topics or even a combination of all of the above!
Why hire me?
I'm not going to go on a big spiel about how I'm the best choice for you and if you choose me I'm going to suddenly up your engagement levels by 3232823% overnight. (I wish I could promise that!) What I do know is that I love writing away and getting into conversation with people so that I feel like I'm contributing something. I love learning about topics that interest me and adding something to everywhere I go.
All I'll say is that if you hire me, I'm going to do a good job for you. Because that what's I enjoy doing!
What does every package include?
Every little bundle of joy I provide to my customers comes with a set of things as standard.
- A free completed profile (including 'about me', 'where are you from' and all that stuff!)
- An avatar on my profile
- An Introduction topic plus three additional posts (added onto any bundle) to make things look a bit more legit.
- Every topic/post will come with a guarantee of 60 words minimum or you get that post/topic for free
- Blog Comments are set at a 80 word minimum
My Bundles
Tiny Bundle - 15 posts + 5 topics OR 8 blog comments - $4
Bigger Bundle - 25 posts + 10 topics OR 18 blog comments - $6.50
Big Fat Bundle - 50 posts + 20 topics OR 30 blog comments - $10
Need something more unique? We can work something out.
Nothing more, nothing less. But one day I will make a pretty image that is guaranteed to get your attention I promise. In the meantime, please enjoy this GIF of a cat.
Service Rules
My only hard rule is that all packages must have 50% of their value paid up-front with the remaining 50% upon completion. Once you've ordered, I will give you an expected completion time and ask if there are any areas you would like me to specifically post around in. Simples.
TERMS OF SERVICE - TOS
I do reserve the right to reject your request for any reason. The most likely reason is that I am not familiar with your sites topic and do not feel I will be able to do a good job for you. I always want you to be happy with what you receive.
If you're interested, great! Send me a PM or post in this thread and we'll have a chat. If you're feeling cheeky and I'm feeling nice you might want to ask for a price discount every now and then, you may get lucky 🙂
Tiny Bundle - 15 posts + 5 topics OR 8 blog comments - $4
Bigger Bundle - 25 posts + 10 topics OR 18 blog comments - $6.50
Big Fat Bundle - 50 posts + 20 topics OR 30 blog comments - $10
Need something more unique? We can work something out.
Nothing more, nothing less. But one day I will make a pretty image that is guaranteed to get your attention I promise. In the meantime, please enjoy this GIF of a cat.
Service Rules
My only hard rule is that all packages must have 50% of their value paid up-front with the remaining 50% upon completion. Once you've ordered, I will give you an expected completion time and ask if there are any areas you would like me to specifically post around in. Simples.
TERMS OF SERVICE - TOS
I do reserve the right to reject your request for any reason. The most likely reason is that I am not familiar with your sites topic and do not feel I will be able to do a good job for you. I always want you to be happy with what you receive.
If you're interested, great! Send me a PM or post in this thread and we'll have a chat. If you're feeling cheeky and I'm feeling nice you might want to ask for a price discount every now and then, you may get lucky 🙂
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