1. Yo mama so dumb, when she tried to commit suicide she jumped out of the basement window.
2. Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
3. Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
4. Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.
5. Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous
7. Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
8. Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
9. Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.
10. Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
11. Yo mammas so dumb she studied for a blood test.
12. Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
13. Yo momma so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
14. Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
15. Yo mommas so dirty she puts salt water down her pants just to keep the crabs fresh
16. Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
17.Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign
she did.
18.Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
19.Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's
clothing store.
20.Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record
by cats.
21.Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
22.Yo Mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
23.
Yo mama so Lazy, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV.( I made this my self)
24.Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.( I made this my self)
25.Yo Mama so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
26.
Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take ten steps back just to see all of her.
27.Yo Momma so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
2. Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
3. Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
4. Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.
5. Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous
7. Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
8. Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
9. Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.
10. Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
11. Yo mammas so dumb she studied for a blood test.
12. Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
13. Yo momma so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
14. Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
15. Yo mommas so dirty she puts salt water down her pants just to keep the crabs fresh
16. Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
17.Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign
she did.
18.Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
19.Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's
clothing store.
20.Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record
by cats.
21.Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
22.Yo Mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
23.
Yo mama so Lazy, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV.( I made this my self)
24.Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.( I made this my self)
25.Yo Mama so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
26.
Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take ten steps back just to see all of her.
27.Yo Momma so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
*Not intended to damper the above and posts to follow in this thread*
